Famines? Check.
Pestilence? Check.
Earthquakes? Check.
Rumors of War? Check.
Violence, falling away from the faith, Middle East tension and Israel as an independent nation with Jerusalem as its capital?
Check, check, check and check.
Are we approaching the End of Days?
Well, duh!
As the Last Judgement draws nigh (or as the Four Horsemen would say, neigh), more than a few of us will have documents we’d like to get rid of. The Last Days Paper shredder is built to withstand earthquakes, locusts and general apocalyptic wear-and-tear while helping you erase as much material record of gross immorality as you’re able to cram in the hopper during those final hours on earth. It’s a pointless task, given the all-seeing nature of G-d, but who expects to be thinking clearly when the Final Trumpet sounds?
