Bric-a-brac?
A tchotchke?
A whatsit?
Well, it’s all of them, and an herb garden to boot. But more than anything else, it’s an opportunity to live your fascination with the greatest unsolved presidential mystery of them all, in real time. And you won’t be alone. The Chia Grassy Knoll is the best-selling member of our Conspiracy Classics Collection.
Don’t be surprised if you’re underwhelmed when your Knoll arrives in the mail. It doesn’t look like much – just a slab of terra cotta, a seed packet and some small plastic figures and buildings with no directions as to where they should go.
Not to worry. Just follow these steps:
• Soak the slab.
• Spread the seeds (choice of Texas crabgrass or Country-Tis-of-Thee herb blend)
• Water regularly.
• Watch it grow.
Recreate in miniature the mysteries you’ve been pondering for years. Test your theories. Is the policeman running towards the putative second gunman or is he inexplicably skipping? Plastic buildings and passersby are accurate to scale and bendable. The Running Policeman is flexible enough to credibly dramatize even the unlikeliest scenarios--including the one that has him skipping). Our Chia Grassy Knoll allows you to continue your investigative ruminations without embarrassing your family and while gracing your home with crabgrass scent or fresh herbs.
The Conspiracy Classics Collection includes:
“Paul is Dead” Chia
Florida Voting Booth Chia
Area 51 Chia (shown with optional flying saucer accessory)
All Conspiracy Classic houseplants come with convenient drip tray.
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